why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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