the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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