maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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