does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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