Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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