They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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