Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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