you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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