you have to choose: penises or morals?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?