I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.