If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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