You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
