My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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