roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Randomize
