please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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