YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
