She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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