You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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