i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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