it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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