How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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