OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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