We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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