have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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