Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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