Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
