He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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