Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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