Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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