what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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