New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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