You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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