Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i was born a porn star she said
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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