New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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