I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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