This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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