I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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