When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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