Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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