I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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