Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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