I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.