I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies