Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"