Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual