We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
