smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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