remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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