Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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