Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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