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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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