I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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