I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I CAN MOONWALK!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
