is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
operation harelip BJ is a go
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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