he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I know her cup size but not her name....
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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