So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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