And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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