Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So vagazzling was a success
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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