Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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