I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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