Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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