So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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