So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm going to jail i love you
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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